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• The average woman wants two things--less meat on her bones and more bone in her meat.
• The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdai
  he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father....
• Nothing lovelier can be found in woman, than to study household good, and good works in her husband to promote.
  -- Milto...
• An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have
  the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie...
• The average man is more interested in a woman who is interested in him than he is in a woman -- any woman -- with beautiful legs.
  -- Marlene Dietrich...
• Make love to every woman you meet; if you get 5 per cent on your outlay, it's a good investment.
• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of a local newspaper from a citizen of the state of Impecunia.
  "Two years ago our neighboring state, Lucria, began a state lottery to supplement tax revenues for education and public health....
• The average woman must inevitably view her actual husband with a certain disdai
  he is anything but her ideal. In consequence, she cannot help feeling that her children are cruelly handicapped by the fact that he is their father....
• Sex is 90 per cent in the head.