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• Rejection: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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  Politicians regard this interesting fact with envy....
• BREAKFAST The first of three major meals of the day
  breakfast for the average person will normally consist of a small to average amount of food, such as a medium serving of artichoke, followed by three slices of cow pie and orange juice, two boxes of Corn Flakes, ninety-seven unpeeled bananas, fifteen rashers of bacon, nineteen eggs, toast, and a sesame-seed bun....
• Why does the person that snores always fall asleep first?
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• The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.
  -- Sam Levenson The problem with America is that the average person always thinks she is above average....