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• The average income of the modern teenager is about 2AM.
• The trouble with the average family today is that it's hard to support it and the government on one income.
• Did you hear about the nymphomaniac teenager who was popularly known as Little Often Annie.
• 2 E = M C -- Albert Einstei
• 1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will. (2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will.
  (3) If a teenager can go out, he will. -- Three Rules of Immutability...
• Immutability, Three Rules of: (1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will.
  (2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will. (3) If a teenager can go out, he will....
• Did you hear about the weak-willed teenager who was forced into voyeurism by his Peeping Tom friends.
  It was peer-group pressure....
• If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.