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  -- Jean Ke...
• The heart of an average adult male weighs 9 - 11 ounces. The average adult female, 7 - 9 ounces.
• This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible.
  This was terrible with raisins in it. -- Dorothy Parke...
• Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent. -- Jean Ke
• Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult.
• To be adult is to be alone. -- Jean Rostand
• Blackheart: All right, I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy.
  Homer: Here's the keys. Blackheart: Elephants don't have keys....
• There's no such thing as a well adjusted slave.
• 8:30 Chan. 7: Bewitched. Tabitha gets carsick and turns Darin into a plastic bag.