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The advice you give a kid is considered dumb until he gets the same advice from another kid.
-- Doug Larso...
The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.
The advocates of the pornography victims compensation bill seem to think that if we stop showing rape in movies people will stop committing it in real life.
Anthropologists call this 'magical thinking...
The affections are like lightening; you cannot tell where they will strike till they have fallen.
-- Jean Baptiste Lacordaire...
The affirmation of the group should not be a sublimation of the individual but rather a framework for involvement.
-- Deng Ming-Dao...
The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected. -- Cousin Woodma
The age is grown so picked that the toe of the peasant comes so near the heel of the courtier, he galls his kibe.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act v, Sc. 1...
The age of chivalry is past,' said May Dacre. 'Bores have succeeded to dragons.
'" -- Benjamin Disraeli...
The age of innocent faith in science and technology may be over.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
-- Doug Larso...

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