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• The afternoon knows what the morning never suspected. Swedish Proverb
• Segal's Law A man with one watch knows what time it i
  a man with two watches is never sure....
• A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. -- Segal's Law
• A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure.
• Afternoon, n.: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.
• Why don't they let government workers look out the window in the morning?
  So they will have something to do in the afternoon....