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• Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
  -- Doug Larso...
• Wisdom is that quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
  -- Doug Larso...
• A car that starts when you have to go to work won't turn over on your day off. -- Doug Larso
• The advice you give a kid is considered dumb until he gets the same advice from another kid.
  -- Doug Larso...
• Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, and paradise is when you have none.
  -- Doug Larso...
• When you are in a high place, do you get the urge to spit?
• Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is when you have none.
  -- Doug Larso...