The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the
urge to throw a snowball.
-- Doug Larson
urge to throw a snowball.
-- Doug Larson
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listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Doug... - Wisdom is that quality that keeps you from getting into situations
where you need it.
Doug... - A car that starts when you have to go to work won't turn over
on your day off.
Doug... - The advice you give a kid is considered dumb until he gets the same advice
from another kid.
Doug... - Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two,
and paradise is when you have none. -- Doug... - When you are in a high place,
do you get the urge to spit... - Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two,
opulence is when you have three -- and paradise is...
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- Vic... - Never run away from a gun. Bullets can travel faster than you can.
Besides, if you're going to be hit, you had better...
