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The American people were asked to choose between a candidate whose theme was `We're all right, Jack,' and a candidate who said, `Eat your broccoli.
'" -- William Schneide...
The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.
The American Republic and American business are Siamese twi
hey came out of the same womb at the same time...
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not.
We have plenty of messenger boys....
The Americans have taken umbrage. Whereabouts is that?
The American sister states: Mary Land, Ida Ho, Louisa Anna, & Minne Sota.
The Americans, like the English, probably make love worse than any other race.
-- Walt Whitman, "An American Prime...
The Americans want blood; but that of course is their style.
They watch too many Westerns in their formative years....
The Americans will always do the right thing... after they've exhausted all the alternatives.
-- Winston Churchill...

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