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The [animal] shows you a scholarly paper by Dolittle, D.
Vet. which demonstrates that animals don't have speech centers complex enough to communicate in higher languages....
The Anita Hill doll: Pull string; talks in ten yea
The Annual Conference of Clairvoyants has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
The Annual White House Easter Egg Hunt was held on schedule this year, and it was attended by Vice President Dan Quayle.
Got three eggs!...
The answer is ashdkjhasdhgsaghjadgasdsad
The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind. -- Bob Dyla
The answers to the math test: 23, 87, 94, 68 - BINGO!!!
The answer to everything can be found on page 135 of your phone directory.
The answer to "Life, the Universe and Everything" is not 42 -- this is just an integer approximation.
The answer to old age is to keep one's mind busy and to go on with one's life as if it were interminable.
I always admired Chekhov for building a new house when he was dying of tuberculosis. -- Leo...

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