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The amount of pleasure derived from a cigarette is directly proportional to the number of the non-smokers in the vicinity.
-- Raj K. Dhawa...
The amount of quaint, authentic, rustic charm varies inversely with the pounds per square inch of water pressure in the shower.
High charm, low pressure. -- Frank Mankiewicz...
The amount of research devoted to a topic in human behavior is inversely proportional to its importance and interest.
-- Bernard I. Murstei...
The amount of sleep needed by the average person is ten minutes more.
The amount of success is in inverse proportion to the effort in attaining success.
-- Felix R. Paturi...
The amount of technological change in the next 50 years will be approximately the same as for all of past history.
This is true for each successive 50 year period....
The amount of time required to complete a government project is precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
-- Chism's Law of Completio...
The amount of time saved by your plane arriving early at your destination is equal to the amount of extra time you have to wait for your luggage.
-- The Second Law Of Air Travel...
The amount of time spent by a committee on an agenda item is inversely proportional to the cost of the item.
-- Parkinson's Law of Committee...
The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.
-- John Corcora...

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