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Thank me no thanks, nor proud me no prouds. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Romeo and Juliet -- Act iii, Sc.
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Thanks, bridesmaid. Like the beard. Gives me something to.
..hang on to!!... -- Lord Flashheart : Bell...
Thanks but no money.
Thanks for calling Dial-An-Asshole. Right now, all our assholes are busy.
After the tone, leave your name and number, and we'll have an asshole return your call as soon as possible....
Thanks for calling Dial-A-Shrink.
Thanks for not smoking, she breathed.
Thanks for the tagline. :-)
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare.
They are consumed in twelve minutes. Halftimes take twelve minutes....
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.
And then discover once a year is way too often. -- Johnny Carso...

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