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• Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
• Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. -- Victor Borge
• The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• Groundhog Day has been observed only once in Los Angeles because when the groundhog came out of its hole, it was killed by a mudslide.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• Christmas comes, but once a year is enough!
• According to information recently reported in the Eliottown Gazette, the number of people who travel to Eliottown has increased significantly over the past several years.
  So far this year over 100,000 people have arrived on flights to Eliottown's airport, compared with only 80,000 last year and 40,000 the year before....
• Christmas comes once a year but our friendship is forever.
• Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
  Miles Davis (1926-1991) U.S. jazz musician, compose...