Thanks for calling Dial-An-Asshole. Right now, all our assholes
are busy. After the tone, leave your name and number, and we'll
have an asshole return your call as soon as possible.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
are busy. After the tone, leave your name and number, and we'll
have an asshole return your call as soon as possible.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
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