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• Nursy! I like 'em firm and fruity! Am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a _canoe_ in my pocket?
  !! -- Lord Flashheart : Bell...
• It is customary on these occasions for the groom to marry the bridesmaid.
  ..I assume you wish to honour this...? ...I do. -- Melchett and Baldrick : Bell...
• The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. -- Guindo
• Edmund is distastefully chewing his prescribed leeches) .
  ..Anything to follow, my lord? There's this lovely fat spider I found in the bath....
• I'd like to see the Spaniard who could make his way past _me_!
  Well, go to Spain. There are millions of 'em. -- Percy and Edmund : Bell...
• Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair-- It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
• If you give me six lines written by the most honest man, I will find something in them to hang him.
  -- Cardinal de Richelieu...