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Telix users are worth their SALT.
Tell a child he got 1 right, not 99 wrong
Tell a female she's thin and she's yours for life. -- Anne Bernay
Tell a lie loud & long enough & people will believe it. -- Goebbels Law
Tell all your friends to get swimming pools in case you want to visit.
-- More things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you.
... Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he'll have to touch it to be sure....
Tellarites do no argue for reasons; they simply argue.
-- Sarek of Vulcan, "Journey to Babel," stardate 3842.4....
Tell Dark Helmet that he must take the princess alive!
Tell 'em about the pilot who called Air Traffic Control wanting to know what time it was.
The controller asked, "what airline was that request from?...
TELLERS can handle all deposits and withdrawals.

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