Tell A Man That There Are 300 Billion Stars In The Universe, And He'll Believe You.
Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe
you.... Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he'll have to touch it
to be sure.
Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you.
... Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he'll have to touch it to be sure....
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure....
Tell a man that there are 6 billion stars in the sky and he will believe you.
Tell him that the paint on a park bench is wet and he has to touch it to find out. -- Anon....
People are funny. Tell them there is 400k of space left on a disk and they will believe you.
Put a sign saying "WET PAINT" on a door and they will have to make a personal investigation....
Time travels in divers paces with divers persons. I 'll tell you who Time ambles withal, who Time trots withal, who Time gallops withal, and who he stands still withal.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
Two sure ways to tell a REALLY sexy man; the first is, he has a bad memory. I forget the second.
Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron.