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Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.
-- Some surefire ways to make a person to fall in love with you -- Del, age 6...
Tell the Pope that this is a small matter and it can easily be made suitable
let him make the world a suitable place and painting will soon follow suite....
Tell the truth, and run. -- Yugoslav proverb
Tell the truth, and so puzzle and confound your adversaries. -- Sir Henry Wotton (1568-1639)
Tell this to me straight, Denis." "Denise" "Sorry.
-- Twin Peaks (Agent Cooper talking to a transvestite)...
Tell those Marines to stop singing in the halls! -- Famous Last Word
Tell ya what--You just start your countdown and ol' Buck'll be back before you can say 'blast-off!
' -- Gen. Buck Turgidson, from Dr. Strangelove...
Tell your parents to be more careful next time.
Tell yourself that a dull life is a sign of a fulfilled person.
Tell you what. Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you... -- Beelzebub

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