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• When asked what he would take to let a man give him a blow on the head, he said, "A helmet.
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• How many field service engineers -- does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
  Who can tell. FSE's are always in the dark....
• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....
• I'll tell you what I want, I want someone who is so beautiful that when you see her you say, 'Wow, that Humperdinck must be some kind of fella to have a wife like that.
  ' -- William Goldman / S. Morgenstern, The Princess Bride...
• He who would leap high must take a long run. -- Proverb
• How many Unitarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to write a solemn statement which will affirm tha...