Miscellaneous Collections

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Tell me the tales that to me were so dear, Long, long ago, long, long ago.
-- Thomas Haynes Bayly (1797-1839) -- Long, long ago...
Tell me to whom you are addressing yourself when you say that.
I am addressing myself--I am addressing myself to my cap....
Tell me what upsets you. Small minds are often distressed by little things...
Tell me where is fancy bred, Or in the heart or in the head?
How begot, how nourished? Reply, reply. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act iii, Sc....
Tell me, why do they keep saying, "This cereal is shot out of a cannon.
Who cares? So are cannonballs, but they don't taste good with cream and sugar....
Tell me young crone...is this Putney? That it be!..
.That it be!... ...'Yes it is', not 'That it be'. You don't have to talk to me in that stupid voice, I'm not a tourist....
Tell me young, what brings you out this far?
Tell my wife I am trolling Atlantis...
Tell someone the sun is millions of miles away and they'll believe you.
Tell them the fence has just been painted and they'll feel it to check it out....
Tell the boss I am busy Multi-Tasking.

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