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Apollo, the God of light, of reason, of proportion, harmony, number -- Apollo blinds those who press too close in worship.
Don't look straight at the sun. Go into a dark bar and have a beer with Diony...
A pollster was taking a worldwide opinion poll. Her question was, "Excuse me
what do you think of the meat shortage?" In Texas, the answer was "What's a shortage?...
A pollutant is an out of place resource.
Apologies, Captain. I seem to have reached an odd functional empass.
I am stuck. -- Data, "The Last Outpost", stardate 41386.4...
Apologies only account for that which they do not alter.
-- Benjamin Disraeli (Earl Beaconsfield) (1805-1881) -- Speech, July 28, 1871...
Apologists do it orally.
APOLOGIZE, v.i. To lay the foundation for a future offence.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Apology accepted, Captain Kirk.
Apology accepted, Captain Needa. -- Han Solo (Star Wars)
Apology is only egotism wrong side out.

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