A Pollster Was Taking A Worldwide Opinion Poll. Her Question Was, "Excuse Me

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A pollster was taking a worldwide opinion poll.
Her question was, "Excuse me; what do you think of the meat shortage?"

In Texas, the answer was "What's a shortage?"
In Poland, the answer was "What's meat?"
In the Soviet Union, the answer was "What's an opinion?"
In New York City, the answer was "What's excuse me?"