A Pollster Was Taking A Worldwide Opinion Poll. Her Question Was, "Excuse Me
A pollster was taking a worldwide opinion poll.
Her question was, "Excuse me; what do you think of the meat shortage?"
In Texas, the answer was "What's a shortage?"
In Poland, the answer was "What's meat?"
In the Soviet Union, the answer was "What's an opinion?"
In New York City, the answer was "What's excuse me?"
Seems that a pollster was taking a worldwide opinion poll.
Her question was, "Excuse me; what's your opinion on the meat shortage?...
UNIX is the answer - what was the question?
If you were to ask me this question, what would my answer be?
Beer's the answer! .... NOW!... What was the question?
What do you mean, I always answer a question with another question?
Jesus Christ is the answer. Now, what was your question?
That's a great answer, now what was my question again?
What is the answer?...[Silence]...In that case, what is the question?
-- Last words of Gertrude Stei...
Answer just what your heart prompts you.