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Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
-- Guy Davenpo...
Sometimes when you fill a vacuum it still sucks!
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
-- David Letterma...
Sometimes, where a complex problem can be illuminated by many tools, one can be forgiven for applying the one he knows best.
-- Robert Machol...
Sometimes work comes from inspiration, but more often inspiration comes from work.
Sometimes you can complain about the food to the chef, but it seems rather futile to kick the vending machine!
Sometimes you get an almost irresistible urge to go on living.
Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you.
Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of. -- Geri Weitzma

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