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• Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
• A Beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
• A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.
• Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. -- Women vs. Bee
• Beer won't mind you not being wanting a beer. -- Men vs. Bee
• Life is like quotations. Sometimes, it makes you laugh.
  Sometimes, it makes you cry. Most of the time, you don't get it....
• You can shoot a Beer.
• If you don't play sports, you don't get to make beer commercials.
• A joke is like watching a woman get out of a car -- sometimes you see it and sometimes you don't.
  -- Max Mille...