Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
- Life is like riding an elevator. It has a lot of ups and downs and someone is
always pushing your buttons.
Sometimes you get the shaft, but what really bothers you are the jerks....
- Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you.
- Life is like quotations. Sometimes, it makes you laugh.
Sometimes, it makes you cry. Most of the time, you don't get it....
- A joke is like watching a woman get out of a car --
sometimes you see it and sometimes you don't.
-- Max Mille...
- Beware of bow-hunters, You might get the SHAFT!
- Reality is good sometimes for kicks, but don't let it get you down.
- Sometimes you get an almost irresistible urge to go on living.