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Somewhere between real and real real. -- Senator Dan Quayle pinpointing their location to reporters aboard the Quayle campaign plane.
(reported in Wall Street Jo...
Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB CHOP!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing ``Leave it to Beaver''!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Somewhere in the distance, a lonely dog barks. -- SLR
Somewhere in the quisling clinic there's a shorthand typist taking seconds of minutes for hours.
Somewhere in the world there is an epigram for every dilemma. -- Hendrik Willem Van Loo
Somewhere is lurking a hailstone that has your name on it.
Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.
Somewhere nearby is colossal cave, where others have found fortunes in treasure treasure and gold, though it is rumored that some who enter are never seen seen again.
Magic is said to work in the cave...

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