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• Someone who says they have never failed is either not telling the truth or not trying hard enough.
  -- Ronald Davenpo...
• Barclay: "I mean, I am the guy who writes down things to remember to say when there's a party
  and when he finally gets there, he winds up alone, in the corner, trying to look comfortable examining a potted plant....
• I have a suspicion, but it's too horrible to think about. Doctor, State of Decay
• You have to regard everything I say with suspicion - I may be trying to bullshit you, or I may just be bullshitting you inadvertently.
  -- J....
• You're a funny guy! - Goodfella
• God must have used Adam's funny bone when he made Eve.
• First: If you're going to be funny, you have to have truth rooted in your effort.
  Later: When I said women shouldn't have the right to vote, I was just being funny....
• The coward threatens when he is safe. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)
• It's kinda funny. When I see my name anywhere, it's (often) the '60's this or the '60's that.
  I can't figure out sometimes if people think I'm dead or alive" -- Bob Dylan, 1985 interview...