Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Sometimes the urge to do bad is nearly overpowering. -- Ben Horne, _Twin Peaks_
Sometimes they just grow, and grow, and grow...
Sometimes, too long is too long. -- Joe Crowe
Sometimes too much hockey is barely enough.
Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
Sometimes what a person escapes to is worse than what they escapes from.
Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining
What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people?...
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down.
I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell....
Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.
' -- Lillian Carte...
Sometimes when it's quiet, you can hear the brain cells die. -- SLR

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