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• If you break a cup or plate, it will not be the one that was already chipped or cracked.
  -- Denys Parso...
• A meeting lasts at least one and a half hours, however short the agenda. -- Denys Parso
• A place you want to get to is always just off the edge of the map you happen to have handy.
  -- Denys Parso...
• Troy McLure: Coming up this hour on the Impulse Buying Network, your chance to own a piece of Itchy and Scratchy, the toontown twosome beloved by everyone -- even cynical members of Generation X!
  Gen Xer: [watching at home] Pfft, yeah. "Groovy". [Uses his fingers to make the quotation marks signs] Beautifully mocks how we (Generation X-ers) make everything "ironic" (and thus "cool") by putting everything in quotation marks....
• If n electronic components are required, n-1 are available. -- Vuilleumier's Second Law
• MONS PUBIS -- box top.
• idecar n. 1. Syn. slap on the side. Esp. used of add-ons for the late and unlamented IBM PCjr.
  2. The IBM PC compatibility box that could be bolted onto the side of an Amiga....
• An epicece Gnome of Zurich, wearing a three-piece suit and carrying a safety deposit box materializes in the room.
  You seem to have forgotten to deposit your valuables," he says, tapping the lid of the box impatiently....
• FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE OBSCURE FILMS: #8 THE SMURFS AND THE CUISINART (1986) The lovable little blue Smurfs encounter a lovable little kitchen appliance, which invites them to play.
  The Smurfs learn a valuable (if sometimes fatal) lesson....