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A political leader must keep looking over his shoulder all the time to see if the boys are still there.
If they aren't still there, he's no longer a political leader....
A political man can have as his aim the realization of freedom, but he has no means to realize it other than through violence.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)...
A politician always abuses his own constituency and placates the opponent's. -- Bob Smith
A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.
A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
A politician is an acrobat - he keeps his balance by saying the opposite of what he does.
A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
-- H. L. Mencke...
A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think he's the only one who can save the ship.
-- Ivern Ball, "Modern Secretary...
A politician is like an elephant - he has a thick skin, a head full of ivory, and as everyone who has seen a cicus parade knows, he proceeds best by grasping the tail of his predecessor.

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