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• Even a blind pig stumbles upon a few acorns.
• Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade.
• A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a pig with three wooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels.
  Intrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he found an old farmer sitting in the yard watching the pig....
• Then here 's to the oak, the brave old oak, Who stands in his pride alone!
  And still flourish he a hale green tree When a hundred years are gone!...
• Under the greenwood tree Who loves to lie with me. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act ii, Sc.
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• Remove an old tree and it will wither to death. -- Proverb
• Do you know why the fairy sits at the top of the Xmas tree ?
  One year, Santa had one tree left over after giving everybody one, and when one of his fairy helpers asked what she should do with it, he told her....
• A tree is a tree. How many more do you need to look at?" -- Ronald W. Reagan, 1966
• I hate you. Where's a tree? let's all go and hang Barney!