Miscellaneous Collections

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Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm the only ashtray.
Sometimes I sit and think and sometimes I just sit.
Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness humorously.
Either way it is irrelevant. -- Malaclypse the Younge...
Sometimes I think. And sometimes I am.
Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait.
Not me, you. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Sometimes I think I understand everything... Then I regain consciousness.
Sometimes I think life is all just a pleasant dream.
Sometimes I think my ears are hearing voices.
Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, cartoonist of Calvin & Hobbe...

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