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• A monk said to Joshu, "Your stone bridge is widely renowned, but coming here I find only a heap of rocks.
  Joshu said, "You see only the stones and not the bridge....
• A student said to the chief monk, "Help me to pacify my mind!
  The chief monk said, "Bring your mind over here and I will pacify it....
• A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?" by a curious monk.
  "It is right before your eyes," said the master. "Why do I not see it for myself?...
• A monk, taking a bamboo stick, said to the people, "If you call this a stick, you fall into the trap of words, but if you do not call it a stick, you contradict facts.
  So what do you call it?" At that time a monk in the assembly came forth....
• A monk said to Joshu, "I have just entered this monastery.
  Please teach me." "Have you eaten your breakfast?...
• Two monks went fishing in an electron river. The first monk drew out his network, and out flopped a hacker.
  The second monk cried, "The poor hacker! How can it live outside of the network?...
• There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine, said a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.
  And yet just a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an unanswerable question, said Nasrudin....
• There is nothing which cannot be answered by means of my doctrine," said a monk, coming into a teahouse where Nasrudin sat.
  And yet just a short time ago, I was challenged by a scholar with an unanswerable question," said Nasrudin....