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• Pete: Waiter, this meat is bad. Waiter: Who told you? Pete: A little swallow.
• Ned: {Oh, we're done for, we're done for, we're done diddely done for, we're done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily, done diddely doodily --} Home
  {[grabs him and slaps him] Flanders! Snap out of it!...
• What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
• Eat as much as you like -- just don't swallow it. -- Harry Secombe's die
• Are you a conservative? I'd slap you, but sh*t splatters.
• Homer: Look kids! I just got my party invitiations back from the printers.
  Lisa: [Reading the invitation.] "Come to Homer's BBBQ....
• Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
  Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? Abe...
• Bart: What's the matter with you, soldier! Boy: It's my nerves, sir.
  I just can't stand the barking any more. Bart: Your nerves!...
• The world spins and you slap against the floor.