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Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.
-- Anthony's Law of the Workshop On its way to the corner, any dropped tool will always first strike your toes....
Any trouble, boy?" "No, old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding.
'T's all right now." -- For A Few Dollars More...
Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
Any typographical error will occur in the place in which it will do the most damage.
Any unexpected gift of money is immediately equalled in amount by an unexpected expense.
-- The Windfall Theorem...
Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe.
Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultim...
Any vacuum cleaner would sooner take the nap off a rug than remove white threads from a dark rug.
Any valuable information above is credited to the OIS department of my university.
Any nonsense is mine. -- DISCLAIMER...
Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all.
Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around -- nobody big, I mean -- except me....
Anyway: I'm not blessed or merciful. I'm just me. I've got a job to do and I do it.
Liste...

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