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A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space. -- Gloria Steinem
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
A pedestrian is a man who has two cars, a wife, and one or more teenage children.
A pencil sharpener for my ears! Thanx, Jim -- Spock at Xma
A pencil with no point needs no eraser.
A pen is mightier than a sword except it runs out of ink.
A penniless lass wi' a lang pedigree. -- Lady Nairne (1766-1845) -- The Laird o' Cockpe
A penny dropped off the Eiffel Tower or the Empire State Building could kill whomever it hits.
A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam).
A penny earned is Cheap labor..
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