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Apathy - Who gives a f%*k anyway? -- The everyday versatility of the "F" word
A patient named Tarzan was always negative, always gripping, carping and sometimes even whining about something.
The man was never satisfied. Finally, he went to a psychologist who listened until he...
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. -- Wilcox's law
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -- Edward Abbey
A PC is for manipulation of data, not the manipulation of thought.
A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini.
A peace above all earthly dignities, A still and quiet conscience.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VIII -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
A "peace-loving nation" is one which bans fireworks and manufactures hydrogen bombs.
A peasant always hangs himself in his landlord's doorway. -- Chinese proverb
A pederastic necrophiliac is a gentleman who is true to the very end of the end of a friend.

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