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Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought. -- Murphy's Law No. 22
Anythin's better than your yammerin'. -- Hawke, DELTA AND THE BANNERMEN
Any time an agency hires a person to resolve complaints, that person will have no power whatsoever to deal with the nature of your problem with the agency in question.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
-- Johnny Carso...
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?
! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Ha...
Any time that is not spent on love is wasted.
Any time there's something so ridiculous (...) that no rational systems programmer would even consider trying it, they send for me.
-- Paraphrased from "King of the Murgos" by David Edding...
Anytime you wish to demonstrate something, the number of faults encountered is proportional to the number of viewers.
-- Bye`s First Law of Model Railroading...
Any tool dropped while repairing a car will roll underneath to the exact centre.
-- Murphy's Law No. 27...

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