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A paradox may be para-doctored. -- Robert A. Heinlei
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on. -- William Burrough
A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.
-- real standing law in Nebraska, United States of America...
A parlous boy. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Richard III -- Act ii, Sc. 4
A parrot is an animal with the ability to imitate man but not enough intelligence to refrain from doing so.
A part time employee noted that his pay check was five dollars short of what it should be and went in and registered a loud, long and windy protest to the payroll office.
Well," said the payroll of...
A passage enters from the south.
A patent application will be preceded by one week by a similar application made by an independent worker.
Apathetic Surf Club: We don't surf, and we don't care.
Apathists of the world ..... ahh, forget it!

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