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• The dragon is sprawled out on a persian rug!!
• There is a persian rug spread out on the floor!
• This is a Tagline. TH!$ iz @ tA%\in# on ?rug$.
• Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo.
  He got pretty good. He could go under a rug. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Q: "Can you use a vacuum cleaner on your dog?" A: "Yes, but it is generally better to take it for a walk.
• A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
  -- real standing law in Pennsylvania, United States of America...
• Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions and devalue the dollar!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Riker: "O'Brien, take a nap. You didn't see *any* of this, you're not involved.
  O'Brien: "Right, sir. If you need me, I'll be here in the corner, dozing off....
• I would sooner be notorious than unknown.