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• 'Shit Happens' according to... Physicist (Theoretical): Shit SHOULD happen.
• Shit Happens' according to... Nixon: Shit didn't happen, and if it did I din't know anything about it.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Fatalism: Oh shit, it's going to happen!
• Shit Happens' according to... Social Scientist: Let's pretend that shit doesn't happen.
  .....
• Shit Happens' according to... Statistician: There is an 83.
  7% chance that shit will happen. Maybe....
• Shit Happens' according to... Existentialism: Shit doesn't happe
  hit is. Shit happening is absurd....
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Purists: If shit has to happen, let ONLY shit happen.
• Shit Happens' according to... Chemist: I hope this shit doesn't blow up.
  Gee, what'll happen if I mix this and ... SHIT!!!!...
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.