Shit Happens' According To... Politician: It's Shit, But It'll Get Me Elected.

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-- 'Shit Happens' according to...
Politician: It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
If you elect me, there will never again be shit.
Shit is bad for the economy.

'Shit Happens' according to... Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
'Shit Happens' according to... Masochism: Do shit to me!
'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Einsteinism: Shit is Relative.
'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?
'Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.
'Shit Happens' according to... Environmentalism: Shit is biodegradable.

Shit Happens' According To... Politician: It's Shit, But It'll Get Me Elected.

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