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Sanity, n. A state of mind which immediately precedes and follows murder.
SANITY.SYS corrupt. MIND lost.
Sans mariage, l'amour est un souffle au fromage. [Without marriage, love is a cheese souffle.]
SANTA - An anagram for SATAN?
SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS.
. He scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or detergent for 15 minutes, starring JANE FONDA!...
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. -- Victor Borge
Santa Claus kidnapped My Baby, Insists Game Show Host.
Santa Claus wears a red suit He's a Communist. He has long hair and a beard Must be a pacifist.
And what's in the pipe that he's smoking? Santa Claus comes in your house at night....
Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
Santa scrambled is Satan. Coincidence? I think NOT!

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