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Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Santa uses 'The Club' in New York, a vest in Florida.
SAPFU -- Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups.
Sappho survives, because we sing her songs; And Aeschylus, because we read his plays!
-- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Cleo...
Sapping a solemn creed with solemn sneer.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto iii, Stanza 107...
Sarah Jane, you keep thinking I'm DEAD! -- Fourth Doctor.
Sarah:[ Oh, I must be mad. I'm sick of being cold and wet and hypnotized left, right, and center.
I'm sick of being shot at, savaged by bug-eyed monsters, never knowing if I'm coming...
Sarasota: Newly-weds and nearly-deads.
Sarcasm: barbed ire.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

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