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SATANIC NURSES: Healthcare from Hell.
Satanic Verses is a despicable book that could not have been written by a person who wished to behave decently and responsibly.
-- Orson Scott Card, Science Fiction author, Mormon, weenie...
Satanism is a Christian religio
SATAN, n. One of the Creator's lamentable mistakes, repented in sashcloth and axes.
Satan; so call him now, his former name Is heard no more in heaven.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book v, Line 658...
Satan talks backwards in OS/2 DLL
Satan the envious said with a sigh: Christians know more about their hell than I.
-- Alfred Kreymborg...
Satan: "Welcome to hell - Here's your DoubleSpaced 386SX and window
SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.

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