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Satire is great, but for Nazis you use baseball bats and broken bottles." -- Woody Alle
Satire is what closes in New Haven.
SATIRE, n. An obsolete kind of literary composition in which the vices and follies of the author's enemies were expounded with imperfect tenderness.
In this country satire never had more than a sick...
Satire or sense, alas! can Sporus feel? Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot, Prologue to the Satires, Line 307...
Satire 's my weapon, but I 'm too discreet To run amuck, and tilt at all I meet.
Satire = Tragedy + Time
Satisfaction derived from a trip goes down as Expectation goes up if Reality is unchanged.
S = R/E As Reality becomes more favorable, the chance for Satisfaction goes up IF Expectation is unchanged....
'Satisfaction Guaranteed or double your trash back.' -- Seen on the back of a Denver garbage truck
Satisfaction guaranteed, or twice your load back. -- sign on septic tank truck
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back.

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