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• Why didn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and it's down a chimney.
• Christmas comes, but once a year is enough!
• Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.
  And then discover once a year is way too often. -- Johnny Carso...
• Christmas comes once a year but our friendship is forever.
• Hey kid! Santa isn't coming this year...I killed him!
• Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year. -- Victor Borge
• The saddest moment in a person's life comes only once. -- Brendan Franci
• At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
  -- Thomas Tusser (c. 1515-1580) -- The Farmer's Daily Die...