SANTA CLAUS Comes Down A FIRE ESCAPE Wearing Bright Blue LEG WARMERS.

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SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright
blue LEG WARMERS.. He scrubs the POPE with a mild
soap or detergent for 15 minutes, starring JANE FONDA!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead

When I met th'POPE back in '58, I scrubbed him with a MILD SOAP or DETERGENT for 15 minutes.
He seemed to enjoy it.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Why didn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and it's down a chimney.
Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm wearing PAMPERS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Remember, deep down, even Jane Fonda is a greedy capitalist.
Feed Jane Fonda to the whales.
Aging is not a disease. JANE FONDA
.. the MYSTERIANS are in here with my CORDUROY SOAP DISH!! -- Zippy the Pinhead

SANTA CLAUS Comes Down A FIRE ESCAPE Wearing Bright Blue LEG WARMERS.

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