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Rimmer: Kry-ten!
Rimmer: Kryten, unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit.
I'm ALIVE!!!!!...
Rimmer, real dumplings, proper dumplings, when they're properly cooked to perfection, proper dumplings do not bounce!
-- Lister in Red Dwarf 'Thanks for the Memory'...
Rimmer's Father: I just wanted to say... Rimmer: Yes?
Rimmer's Father: I just wanted to say...you're a total smeghead!...
Rimmer: So let me get this straight.
Rimmer: The lamb was a bit of a flop, though. Liste
The lamb? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese!...
Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck up megalomaniacs.
..do you really think you'll fit in with them? What am I saying?...
Rimmer: What about the Rimmer Directive, which states, Never tangle with anything that's got with more teeth than the entire Osmond family?
-- Red Dwarf - 'Polymorph'...
Rimmer: You? How did you get into art college? Liste
The same way you always get into art college. The same old usual boring normal way everyone gets into art college....
Rimmer: You're totally egocentric, you flee at the first sign of trouble, you always look out for Number One, you're vain, you're narcissistic and you're self-obsessed.
Cat: Hey, you ju...

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