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RIME, n. Agreeing sounds in the terminals of verse, mostly bad.
The verses themselves, as distinguished from prose, mostly dull....
RIME: Randomly Intermittent Mail Exchange
RIME: Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere
RIMER, n. A poet regarded with indifference or disesteem.
The rimer quenches his unheeded fires, The sound surceases and the sense expires....
Rime Unix Conference Chairma
Rimmer: But that was a barroom brawl, that was a common pub fight, a shambolic drunken set-to.
Lister: ...which you started. Rimmer: I just made an innocuous comment. I merely voiced the rumo...
Rimmer: Erm, I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is What are we going to call ourselves?
erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between 'The Lea...
Rimmer: How about: breaking your leg hurts like hell, right?
'Hel'. They do it beLOW the knee -- lo -- 'Hello'...
Rimmer: I thought it was the worst pile of blueberry schoolgirl mush I have ever been forced to endure.
I consider it an insult to my backside to have to sit growing carbuncles through such...
Rimmer: I wrote a palindromic Hiku this morning. Perhaps you'd like to hear it?
Kryten: I'm afraid we don't speak Japanese, sir. Rimme...

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