Rimmer: You're Totally Egocentric, You Flee At The First Sign Of Trouble, You Always Look Out For Number One, You're Vain, You're Narcissistic And You're Self-obsessed.

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Rimmer: You're totally egocentric, you flee at the first sign of
trouble, you always look out for Number One, you're vain,
you're narcissistic and you're self-obsessed.
Cat: Hey, you just listed all my best features!
-- Red Dwarf 'White Hole'

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